The Finest in Open Source Childcare

Where your child’s future is professionally uncertain™

About Us

Founded on the knowledge and power of science. Give your child the head start they need to get ahead in life. Our children are our greatest investment in both love and time. Take them as far as they can go. Help them succeed. Help us be there for your child. Let us help you be there for your child.

Services

Daycare (ages 2–5): Includes freestyle hour and juice box negotiations
Preschool Prep: Featuring alphabet drills using lyrics. Lunchtime MC Battles.
Snack Management: All snacks are traded on a live barter board
Emotional Development: Weekly sessions with a plush therapist named "Lil Feelz"

Gallery

Staff member reading from a mixtape to children

Baby microphones, diapers, and onesies with mistaskanless.com branding and price negotiable

Mista Skanless baby bottles with 00000.1% alcohol and Trades Welcome tag

Contact

Please do not email: anyone@mistaskanless.com about this nonsense. We know.

Phone: 1-800-SKANLESS

Location: Somewhere near the corner of Reality & Satire